did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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