I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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