It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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