I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
