its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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