are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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