her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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