This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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