Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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