Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
