take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
