Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
God I need to hump something, right now.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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