you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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