I smell stomach acid.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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