Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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