SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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