There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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