I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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