Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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