I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
she looked like the before picture.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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