Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I cockslap morals
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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