I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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