Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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