Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
dude i'm inner monologue high
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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