i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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