why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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