Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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