I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
A bitchslap is in order.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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