so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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