what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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