I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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