She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Houston, we have a squirter
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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