I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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