benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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