The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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