I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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