She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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