school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
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