the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
North Korea, Best Korea!
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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