i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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