so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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