This is not my ceiling
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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