i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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