they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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