remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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