He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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