He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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