first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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