Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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