your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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