Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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