You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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