Nicole vs. Life
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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