420 ftw
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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