SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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