FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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