How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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