so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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